Beerster!

With Easter around the corner, I know we are all thinking of interesting ways to get hammered. There is a difference between being an American, and being an Alcoholic don’t worry. So “Beerster”? What the fuck is that. Basic idea, it is exactly like an Easter egg hunt BUT WITH BEEEEEER!!!! OM NOM NOM! Invite 10+

For people who want to celebrate easter the right way

Make Friends With The Same Name

I got an easy one that will reciprocate through time. So if you are like me, you don’t have many friends (P.S. hamsters fucking count as friends) There is also a good chance you are on a Social Networking site (Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, “who the fuck still uses Myspace!”) that connects you to the world If you don’t use one, you can go back to playing in your fucking sandbox. Now your mission is to get stoned, and send a friend request to EVERYONE WITH YOUR SAME NAME!!!! Maybe you can even get lucky and find someone that looks like you too.

But don’t just be a cunt and mass send out these requests in silence. Attach a message, that says why you are friending them. Because how nice would it be to wake up and have a message from your Texan counterpart declaring how fucked up he is, and that he really wants to be your friend. Who knows, you may meet some really cool people. And maybe one day all the “Zack Davis’s” can all blaze up together.

So toke up together my comrades and friend request away.

<3 TTDH

Claw Machines Are Douche Bags

Ok, I do not need to explain myself on the matter of how much these things fucking suck. The prizes are practically butt fucking each other because they are wedged in so fucking deep; and even if you win the prize, it is sooooo shitty. Normally it is some P.o.S. stuffed animal that belongs at a white trash picnic. Will this hold us back from victory though? Like fucking hell it will! When I am stoned I am persistent, I don’t care if it is titties or a Bugs Bunny plush toy; I am getting that shit. (more…)

Record Yourself Getting High!

So how fucking pissed do you get when you go see movies like “Harold and Kumar”, or “Jay and Silent Bob” and when they get high; they are not NEARLY as high as you get. When I was a little 16 year old home schooled Melvin, it was to my knowledge that if I smoked marijuana I would turn on black lights listen to Pink Floyd and eat potato chips. FUCK THAT! When I blaze, I am FFffllllyyyyyinnnggggGGGGGG. I also feel that the TTDH viewers get that high also, so why not once, just once…film it. I know there have been times I have gone streaking, dressed up as a banana, shaved my head, played croquet in the road, and so many other titty fucking dumb ideas. (more…)

Virtual haircut will freak you out!

This has nothing to do with kids, because I fucking hate kids. And unfortunately it does not have to do with Doctor Barber, because I love Doctor Barber. The virtual haircut is a fun trick that will take just 5 minutes of your time, and is an activity you can do alone. So for all of the lonely people and democrats out there this is perfect for you.

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