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Wearing socks on your feet brings in about a 2 on the fun scale, but socks on your hands?!?!? There is no fucking scale. You should really only do this when you are stoned though, because if you aren’t that means you are just some homeschooled Melvin. Here is a link to get a general understanding of this concept to all of the rehtards out there. (more…)
This is a simple one for you nubbies that want something easy. We all know what the best feeling in the world is, like even BETTER than a handjob. That’s right! Finding money in your pockets! So go to the bank and get ten $1 bills and return to your humble abode.
Today we will venture into the world of manhood, leaving the little boys at the door. If you are not secure enough with your sexuality then just go watch reruns of Friends and finger your belly button.
Now in the past I have had a love/hate relationship with sweaters for multiple reasons. They keep you warm and can be very comfortable, but they also cover up boobies and allow for a 0% chance of cleavage. And trust me I love titties, I just got back from the doctor with the results. (more…)
Rather than tell you how amazing and under-rated my boy Steve is, I will just show his Rotten Tomatoes rated movie career. (more…)
Something to do when you are high: Get Really High and Build a Website About All the Things You Can Do When You Are High.
There are very few things that are funnier than animals talking. Watch these and if you don’t crack a smile, then maybe you should move…to boringland…or North Korea.
