This is a simple one for you nubbies that want something easy. We all know what the best feeling in the world is, like even BETTER than a handjob. That’s right! Finding money in your pockets! So go to the bank and get ten $1 bills and return to your humble abode.
Now this is the tricky part, you have to get REALLY high, go balls deep for this one. Passing out during this process would really legitimize it. Now start putting your bills in suit jacket pockets, jeans, or whatever you can think of. Now if done successfully, you will be too high to remember what you did. It might even save your ass the next time you accidentally take that annoying toll road. Then for the next few weeks, maybe even years, depending on how often you wash your clothes, you will be rewarded with the surprise company of George Washington.
