The Civil War had 700,000 casualties, Word War II had anywhere from 50 to 70 million deaths. But there is no war that can compete with the brutality and hatred that is displayed in the “WAR OF THE PEEPS!”
Sugar + Gelatin + Corn Syrup + The Rage of Murdered Souls = Peep. These colorful shits do not fuck shit up year around. This is when some cunt says, “Bro it isn’t Easter, where the fuck can I even find Peeps?” And then I say it is fucking Halloween and they have Peeps so shut the fuck up. Peeps are a very popular candy and you can find them at most grocery and candy stores. So what is a Peeps War? Please don’t Google it, because it is just huge fucking nerds reenacting a Star Wars battle using Peeps. It doesn’t get any titty fucking better than violence, competition, and a snack. NOM NOM! So just go get a 12-pack of beer, a 12-pack of Peeps, a shit ton of bud; and knock yourself out. It couldn’t hurt to put a little money on it either if you’re the betting type.
Here is a video so you get a better idea of what a Peeps War is.
Much Love,
TTDH
