Depending on where you live, you may or may not have heard of this little chain of pizza buffet restaurants called CiCi’s pizza. Now to be honest, the pizza is not really that great. But that’s not the reason you go there is it? No! Stoners love CiCi’s because for a meager 5 bucks, you can get an all you can eat pizza, pasta, salad, and desert buffet! I usually live by the concept of quantity over quality, and this is no exception.
The real point of this treatise though, is to inform all you lucky people of a little known secret. Once you get into the buffet, you can go up to the counter and request a pizza be made for you and brought to your table. They will make absolutely any kind of pizza that you can think of as long as they have the ingredients in the store. 
The picture you see to your left is one that I personally ordered. It’s a cheese pizza minus the cheese and sauce, plus croutons. Basically dough and burnt croutons. They actually made this and delivered it to our table. Now I didn’t eat it, and I kinda feel guilty wasting a whole pizza when there are starving people in other countries, but hey, I am stoned and making people work for nothing is pretty fun in my opinion.
So next time you and your little buddies are sitting around pounding back GB’s, and start to get the rumbly munchies, gather everyone up, go to CiCi’s, and make some people work harder for no reason other than your simple amusement.
