Smurf
So how fucking pissed do you get when you go see movies like “Harold and Kumar”, or “Jay and Silent Bob” and when they get high; they are not NEARLY as high as you get. When I was a little 16 year old home schooled Melvin, it was to my knowledge that if I smoked marijuana I would turn on black lights listen to Pink Floyd and eat potato chips. FUCK THAT! When I blaze, I am FFffllllyyyyyinnnggggGGGGGG. I also feel that the TTDH viewers get that high also, so why not once, just once…film it. I know there have been times I have gone streaking, dressed up as a banana, shaved my head, played croquet in the road, and so many other titty fucking dumb ideas.

I would have loved to have some of those memories on tape to look back on when I am 40, have a family, and hate my life. So do whatever it takes to get as high as you can, do a 3 day soberfest first, get some chronic, or just waterfall the fuck out of some shwag. Just make sure you do whatever possible to make yourself as high as possible, to make the best movie possible. Prove Hollywood wrong, and prove that we can get WAY higher than them.

P.S. HIDE FOOTAGE! And do not upload to the internet….ever.
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