Claw Machines Are Douche Bags

Ok, I do not need to explain myself on the matter of how much these things fucking suck. The prizes are practically butt fucking each other because they are wedged in so fucking deep; and even if you win the prize, it is sooooo shitty. Normally it is some P.o.S. stuffed animal that belongs at a white trash picnic. Will this hold us back from victory though? Like fucking hell it will! When I am stoned I am persistent, I don’t care if it is titties or a Bugs Bunny plush toy; I am getting that shit. (more…)