Things To Do High

Ok, I do not need to explain myself on the matter of how much these things fucking suck. The prizes are practically butt fucking each other because they are wedged in so fucking deep; and even if you win the prize, it is sooooo shitty. Normally it is some P.o.S. stuffed animal that belongs at a white trash picnic. Will this hold us back from victory though? Like fucking hell it will! When I am stoned I am persistent, I don’t care if it is titties or a Bugs Bunny plush toy; I am getting that shit.

So together we need to get high as fuck, go some whack ass Applebees or something and fucking dominate that shit. I don’t care how many quarters you drop; you need to make it happen. That shitty prize will become a prized possession for years to come. We need strategy though, and I will regurgitate that shit right into your face.

http://www.wikihow.com/Win-at-a-Claw-Machine

BAM! So smoke a fuck ton of weed, drive to some piss poor cheap family restaurant, win a titty fucking prize, and then eat some damn food. win. Win. WIN!

Doin’ it live,

TTDH