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So as you may or may not have noticed, we didn’t post anything for 420. If you don’t know what 420 is, than we feel bad for you, but we are here to help you, not laugh at you for sucking at knowing things. Instead you get a treat!
With Easter around the corner, I know we are all thinking of interesting ways to get hammered. There is a difference between being an American, and being an Alcoholic don’t worry. So “Beerster”? What the fuck is that. Basic idea, it is exactly like an Easter egg hunt BUT WITH BEEEEEER!!!! OM NOM NOM! Invite 10+
For people who want to celebrate easter the right way
I got an easy one that will reciprocate through time. So if you are like me, you don’t have many friends (P.S. hamsters fucking count as friends) There is also a good chance you are on a Social Networking site (Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, “who the fuck still uses Myspace!”) that connects you to the world
If you don’t use one, you can go back to playing in your fucking sandbox. Now your mission is to get stoned, and send a friend request to EVERYONE WITH YOUR SAME NAME!!!! Maybe you can even get lucky and find someone that looks like you too.
But don’t just be a cunt and mass send out these requests in silence. Attach a message, that says why you are friending them. Because how nice would it be to wake up and have a message from your Texan counterpart declaring how fucked up he is, and that he really wants to be your friend. Who knows, you may meet some really cool people. And maybe one day all the “Zack Davis’s” can all blaze up together.
So toke up together my comrades and friend request away.
<3 TTDH
I got an easy one that will reciprocate through time. So if you are like me, you don’t have many friends (P.S. hamsters fucking count as friends). There is also a good chance you are on a Social Networking site (Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, “who the fuck still uses Myspace!”) that connects you to the world. If you don’t use one, you can go back to playing in your fucking sandbox. Now your mission is to get stoned, and send a friend request to EVERYONE WITH YOUR SAME NAME!!!! Maybe you can even get lucky and find someone that looks like you too. But don’t just be a cunt and mass send out these requests in silence. Attach a message, that says why you are friending them. Because how nice would it be to wake up and have a message from your Texan counterpart declaring how fucked up he is, and that he really wants to be your friend. Who knows, you may meet some really cool people. And maybe one day all the “Zack Davis’s” can all blaze up together. So toke up together my comrades and friend request away.
TTDH
Ok, I do not need to explain myself on the matter of how much these things fucking suck. The prizes are practically butt fucking each other because they are wedged in so fucking deep; and even if you win the prize, it is sooooo shitty. Normally it is some P.o.S. stuffed animal that belongs at a white trash picnic. Will this hold us back from victory though? Like fucking hell it will! When I am stoned I am persistent, I don’t care if it is titties or a Bugs Bunny plush toy; I am getting that shit. (more…)
This has nothing to do with kids, because I fucking hate kids. And unfortunately it does not have to do with Doctor Barber, because I love Doctor Barber. The virtual haircut is a fun trick that will take just 5 minutes of your time, and is an activity you can do alone. So for all of the lonely people and democrats out there this is perfect for you.
Depending on where you live, you may or may not have heard of this little chain of pizza buffet restaurants called CiCi’s pizza. Now to be honest, the pizza is not really that great. But that’s not the reason you go there is it? No! Stoners love CiCi’s because for a meager 5 bucks, you can get an all you can eat pizza, pasta, salad, and desert buffet! I usually live by the concept of quantity over quality, and this is no exception.
The real point of this treatise though, is to inform all you lucky people of a little known secret. Once you get into the buffet, you can go up to the counter and request a pizza be made for you and brought to your table. They will make absolutely any kind of pizza that you can think of as long as they have the ingredients in the store. 
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The Civil War had 700,000 casualties, Word War II had anywhere from 50 to 70 million deaths. But there is no war that can compete with the brutality and hatred that is displayed in the “WAR OF THE PEEPS!”
Sugar + Gelatin + Corn Syrup + The Rage of Murdered Souls = Peep. These colorful shits do not fuck shit up year around. This is when some cunt says, “Bro it isn’t Easter, where the fuck can I even find Peeps?” And then I say it is fucking Halloween and they have Peeps so shut the fuck up. Peeps are a very popular candy and you can find them at most grocery and candy stores. So what is a Peeps War? Please don’t Google it, because it is just huge fucking nerds reenacting a Star Wars battle using Peeps. It doesn’t get any titty fucking better than violence, competition, and a snack. NOM NOM! So just go get a 12-pack of beer, a 12-pack of Peeps, a shit ton of bud; and knock yourself out. It couldn’t hurt to put a little money on it either if you’re the betting type. (more…)
