Ridiculous CiCi’s pizza

Depending on where you live, you may or may not have heard of this little chain of pizza buffet restaurants called CiCi’s pizza. Now to be honest, the pizza is not really that great. But that’s not the reason you go there is it? No! Stoners love CiCi’s because for a meager 5 bucks, you can get an all you can eat pizza, pasta, salad, and desert buffet! I usually live by the concept of quantity over quality, and this is no exception.

The real point of this treatise though, is to inform all you lucky people of a little known secret. Once you get into the buffet, you can go up to the counter and request a pizza be made for you and brought to your table. They will make absolutely any kind of pizza that you can think of as long as they have the ingredients in the store. (more…)

Peeps War!

The Civil War had 700,000 casualties, Word War II had anywhere from 50 to 70 million deaths. But there is no war that can compete with the brutality and hatred that is displayed in the “WAR OF THE PEEPS!”

Sugar + Gelatin + Corn Syrup + The Rage of Murdered Souls = Peep. These colorful shits do not fuck shit up year around. This is when some cunt says, “Bro it isn’t Easter, where the fuck can I even find Peeps?” And then I say it is fucking Halloween and they have Peeps so shut the fuck up. Peeps are a very popular candy and you can find them at most grocery and candy stores. So what is a Peeps War? Please don’t Google it, because it is just huge fucking nerds reenacting a Star Wars battle using Peeps. It doesn’t get any titty fucking better than violence, competition, and a snack. NOM NOM! So just go get a 12-pack of beer, a 12-pack of Peeps, a shit ton of bud; and knock yourself out. It couldn’t hurt to put a little money on it either if you’re the betting type. (more…)

Movie Monday – “The Room”

I don’t really know where to start with this one, I will just start with how I believe this movie was born. If Ben Affleck (“Gigli”) fucked Mariah Carey (“Glitter”), they would give birth to Eddie Murphy (“Pluto Nash”). If Eddie Murphy put his dick in John Travolta’s (“Battlefield Earth”) asshole and somehow conceived a baby; that baby would still be fifty times better than Tommy Wiseau (The Room).

Whenever anyone starts a sentence with “it is so bad it is funny,” it is normally followed by something that is not fucking funny at all. But in this case, “The Room” does not disappoint. Any movie that is released as a drama, but then rebranded as a dark comedy has to be golden…It is available on Netflix, but that is just about the only place I can find it. I do recommend being extremely baked, or you might just get mad and throw a boot at the TV. This movie is a classic though, and by classic I mean a huge piece of shit. So smoke it up and do it up. (more…)

Movie Monday – “Baraka”

Now I have been watching movies for awhile now, and I can think back to some movies that were just monumental in the way they were shot. But here is a gem that has been buried underground since 1992. But you say to yourself, “NAW MAN, Yellow Submarine is the shit when you’re high”, and I say, “Fuck off you nub, and go shitty typical shit when you are high”. Here at TTDH we expose what hasn’t been done before, and this is one of them. There are 150,000 frames of beauty, which is now available on Blu-ray; which is literally breathtaking. So toke up, sit down, and watch your jaw drop. I will leave this with a quote by the most prominent movie reviewer of our time. (more…)

Fast Food Round Robin

For this one, you need to bring all your buddies; or just like 3 really fat people. This is the munchies ceremony though, and you are about to fall in love with this quest. First off, for this don’t smoke weed….SIKE!!!! (more…)

SOCKS ROX!

Wearing socks on your feet brings in about a 2 on the fun scale, but socks on your hands?!?!? There is no fucking scale. You should really only do this when you are stoned though, because if you aren’t that means you are just some homeschooled Melvin. Here is a link to get a general understanding of this concept to all of the rehtards out there. (more…)

Make bitches WANT to dig around in your trousers!

This is a simple one for you nubbies that want something easy. We all know what the best feeling in the world is, like even BETTER than a handjob. That’s right! Finding money in your pockets! So go to the bank and get ten $1 bills and return to your humble abode.

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Play Russian Roulette… WITH YO’ DICK

Today we will venture into the world of manhood, leaving the little boys at the door. If you are not secure enough with your sexuality then just go watch reruns of Friends and finger your belly button.

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